I'll start. For "W", "Hoo boy. How many days between now and January 20, 2009? Now would be a good time to know math."
The contest will close, um, sometime this weekend, and there will probably be a prize. I'll dig around in the blog closet to see if I can find one.
So, submit your entries now.
(decision of the judge(s) will be purely subjective)
14 comments:
Guy in the middle (thinking): "Ahh, there is something really satisfying in p!ssing on W's shoes. I wonder if he'll notice."
GW: Where am I again?
Guy in the middle: I can't beleive he forgot his pants, again!
Guy in the background (left side): He peed on the ground, their going to expect me to clean it up.
Guy on the right: How many days until retirement?
Gray haired Guy: Did I forgot to turn off the iron (at home)?
Guy with glasses: *strain... BRAAAAAP!*
Guy to far right: *sniff sniff* Gaaah!
W: "What did that little girl in that movie do? Oh, yeah, 'there's no place like home...there's no place like home...' "
Guy facing forward with glasses: "What I'd give to be in the Bahamas right now..."
pie iesu domine
dona eis requiem
*thwack!*
pie iesu...
W: "Man, am I hammered. I guess the MOATaritas on top of the Guinness with mojitos on the side were a bad idea. Damn that Wolfie!"
Guy on right: I just got mistaken for John Waters. And I've always thought I was a dead ringer for Steve Buscemi. :(
Guy on far right:
This is really boring. I wish I could get a bj.
I just wonder if the pins on their lapels are like lojacks so that when they wander off the secret service can find them. Come on you know they were all just wandering around and happened into the same frame of the picture.
W: "I am so glad they took away my car keys after the last accident. I just wish one of these losers they stuck me with could remember where they parked the limo. ... Damn, I gotta barf again."
For W -
"This yellow tie makes me look like a goober"
For the guy looking at W -
"That tie makes him look like such a goober."
For the happy lad on the right - "Thank god my wife didn't pick out a yellow tie. How embarrasing would that have been?"
Caption for the whole thing:
"Yellow tied Bush pisses off red-tied heads of state."
All Of Them: "Two more years, two more years, two more years..."
hey, Who ever smelt it, dealt it.
or
Dear lord, as we're gathered here (again) today, please let us find a better plastic surgeon...
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