"...o.k. i'm getting it now. the murderer was saddam in the kitchen with the weapons of mass destruction!...what? I'm wrong?"
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."No?"OMG, I forgot to have children!"One more time?"What a moron: Not Iraq, Iran!"
"Green Acres"... ... ..."What Kermit has after Miss Piggy kicks him in the groin."
I could have gone to the G8!
I could have had a V8!I mean in my Hummer!
Pants first... then shoes!
bis's comment reminds me of the advice given to prospective vikings..."Remember, pillage then burn!"
"George, George, George,George, George"or"I can't beleive I work for this putz."
Too many people calling me "Rummy" for too long. I had to find out what it's like for myself. Damned mojitos. Ow.
There's gotta be a better way than this to control my explosive diarrhea.Damn'it! I left the oven on again!
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