Monday, October 24, 2005

WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THE PICTURE?



Your nice car is sitting in front of a garage and a hurricane is headed towards you. This means:

1. You are just too dumb to be driving a car like that;

2. The garage is too full of crap for the car to fit in;

3. You cannot afford the car payments and are hoping the tree falls on it so you can collect on the insurance.

4. You are too mesmerized watching Anderson Cooper Anderson Vanderbilt being buffetted by winds on a causeway to go move your car.

7 comments:

neophyte said...

If a tree fell in a suburban area, and the neighbors were all inside watching the weather channel, would the car alarm still pierce the roar of the storm? You bet it would.

Anonymous said...

"HEY! I was watching that!"
"You said you'd cut that damned tree down today."
"It ain't goin' anywhere."
"You said."
"FINE! Move your car."
"Why?"
"Nevermind."

-cbol

Kafaleni said...

You can hear someone somewhere saying "I didn't think it would be as bad as everyone said it would."

oh and 5. Stuff like that happens to other people. The car will be fine. (which is kind of a corollary of option 1)

Tamara said...

6. You're in Washington DC this week.

7. You let your neighbor's teenage son borrow your car.

8. It's a pretty car, but it doesn't run.

9. The car belongs to your Soon-to-be-Ex.

Jeff Meyerson said...

You can hear someone somewhere saying "I didn't think it would be as bad as everyone said it would."

Lt. W - that is exactly what people from Key West to Fort Myers to Ft. Lauderdale have said since the hurricane went by.

Normally I'd vote 1 but I know several people where 2 is definitely the case.

punky said...

10. Proof that God is a fair man.

Eleanor said...

10. You're so proud of having such a fancy car that you'd never hide it in a garage where it wouldn't be seen by the neighbors - oops!