Saturday, May 20, 2006

OPEN LETTER TO THE MEDIA

STOP IT!!!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do NOT ever again report on Britney Spears and her son. First of all, I don't need to turn on the news and find out "oops, she did it again" and (1) possibly had her baby's car seat facing the wrong way (b) had her baby in a convertible without sunscreen (iii) almost tripped and dropped her baby.

I am NOT a Britney fan, but the last thing any new mother needs is a horde of photographers and reporters anxious to broadcast to the world her next supposed gaffe.

HEADLINE: OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN; BRITNEY DIDN'T BURP THE BABY AFTER HIS BOTTLE

HEADLINE: OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN; BRITNEY DIDN'T USE DIAPER RASH OINTMENT

HEADLINE: OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN; BRITNEY DIDN'T USE JOHNSON'S NO MORE TEARS SHAMPOO AND GOT SHAMPOO IN HIS EYES.

There are more important stories that need to be told

7 comments:

Tramp said...

Simple explanation for Britney. When two people marry and live together, they become more and more like each other every day. And K-Fud isn't getting any smarter.

Jeff Meyerson said...

You're (not your) right, sly. There are more important stories.

Leetie said...

Indeed.

Slyeyes said...

*giggle*

Kafaleni said...

I heartily concur with all your opinions and throw in my own two cents

Also Sly.. excellent taste on all linkage, although I preferred William Petersen without his beard (Also, I know a guy here in Christchurch with the same name.. he doesn't look like that, though!)

Kafaleni said...

btw.. Sly, Brit & K-Fud are pregnant again.. that headline read "Baby One More Time" (ISIANMTU - that was the article in the Sydney Daily Telegraph.. it took another website to come up with "Oops I did it again - Britney Pregnant")

Anonymous said...

IM AGREE! MEDIA NEEDS TO STOP!

BRITNEY ROCKS!