Thursday, March 23, 2006

WRITER'S BLOCK

Well, not exactly blocked. I know what I want to write about, it's just that I'm so brain dead in the evenings that I can't form coherent sentences. I started a new job this week and I'm really excited about it, but I'm toast by the time I get home.

I want to tell you about my evening at the Ritz Carlton last weekend. Here's the Reader's Digest version:

Music in the lounge; wine; great people-watching opportunities; aging rockers (as in rock 'n roll, not chairs); young swing dancers; doddering old fools hitting on young chicks; beautiful brides in ugly dresses; bridesmaid and wardrobe malfunction; Parade of Ugly Hats, Men's Division; middle-aged transvestites wearing spangly formal dresses and dancing together; and another wardrobe malfunction, transvestite division.

I may or may not expand on that later.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tell us more, tell us more, did he have a car..

Tell us more, tell us more, did he get very far..

Anonymous said...

I didn't know they'd put a Ritz Carlton in West Hollywood. Sounds fascinating -- I'm chiming in with El, and waiting patiently for the details. With a side order of salacious, please. ;-)