Good: I'm at home and it's daylight.
Bad: Raining, but still, daylight.
Good: I finally got to go pick up my new glasses that came in two weeks ago.
Bad: THEY ARE FREAKING UGLY!!!! They looked fine when I tried them on. But now that I own them, THEY ARE UGLY!!!
Good: Ummmm...... trying to think of another one here.
Bad: I'm also dizzy from wearing new ugly glasses
Good: (still thinking)
Bad: My contact lenses haven't come in yet. They were ordered on 3/15. It is 4/14. They just said, "They are on back order." One month. BACK ORDER!?!?!
Good: OK, Let's go with this: I now own two pairs of glasses, which I never have in my life. So I don't really NEED my contacts. OK. Yes, I do. I'm trying to justify here.
Bad: One of the pairs of glasses is ugly. Really really ugly.
WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!??!?!?!
When I bought these glasses and contacts on March 15, I spent more money than I ever have on eye wear. One month later, I own ugly glasses that make me dizzy. And no contact lenses.
Good: OK, it apparently makes for OK blog fodder.
But I want my contacts.
UPDATE: I just caught sight of myself in the mirror. I can't express enough HOW UGLY THESE ARE!!!!!